Crazy Kinky Dirty Clowns

Crazy Kinky Dirty Clowns It s clowns It s a gangbang It s helium balloons Some nights just don t go as planned It s Halloween and Kyle s rushing home to see his boyfriend after a late evening shift at work As usual he takes

  • Title: Crazy Kinky Dirty Clowns
  • Author: K.A. Merikan
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  • Page: 452
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  • It s clowns It s a gangbang It s helium balloons Some nights just don t go as planned It s Halloween and Kyle s rushing home to see his boyfriend after a late evening shift at work As usual, he takes a shortcut through the local park, but a poster informing about a killer clown in the area makes him apprehensive about being alone in the dark It s only when he It s clowns It s a gangbang It s helium balloons Some nights just don t go as planned It s Halloween and Kyle s rushing home to see his boyfriend after a late evening shift at work As usual, he takes a shortcut through the local park, but a poster informing about a killer clown in the area makes him apprehensive about being alone in the dark It s only when he discovers there is a man in a clown costume following him that he panics Soon, it turns out his cackling shadow isn t the only circus freak hiding in the dark, but what does a bunch of crazy clowns do when they catch you POSSIBLE SPOILERS Themes clowns, kidnapping, HalloweenGenre erotica, contemporaryErotic content sizzling hot graphic language, gangbang, humiliation, role play, bondage, toysLength 10,000 words

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    1. HOLY HOTNESS!! This is a fun, short smut fix for all m/m lovers!If you read the synopsis on this you would certainly think you were in for something taboo, dark and in my depraved mind… delicious! However, I was forewarned that it would not be a dark read, so I kind of went into this thinking there was more to this novella than just the blurb… and if I tell you my sentiments at the end were… Aww Bless! Then I am sure you can decipher this is NOT dark, non con, gang bang rape!It starts off [...]

    2. Actually, I've been hit with the clown pornnk. Right in the kisser!I'll admit, even knowing this author team can deliver, clown.hing is not a hot button for me.Yep, I'll admitowns freak me the fuck out. And clowns doing anything remotely sex like*shudders*After reading it, it was not bad at all. It was pretty erotic.(view spoiler)[ Honk! Honk!(hide spoiler)]On Halloween night, Kyle gets kidnapped by horny clowns. Don't worry it's all role playing/ fantasy but it was pretty hot. Smutty to the max [...]

    3. Who knew clown sex could be so sexy?And who said sex always has to be serious?Spoilers afoot!I'm torn between rating this like 4.5 or a 5 but I guess it doesn't matter really because those scores are pretty close.Okay so I've read one of the author's other free short stories and she gave this to me in thoughts that I'd like it and damn was she ever right and I always review honestly.This short story is fucking sweet. It starts kind of freaky and I'm like "Ahhh rape!" but then you learn it's not [...]

    4. BDSM.Clown.Gangbang. Never thought such a book would be so very enjoyable---yet it's the perfect combination of creepy, hot and ridiculous.I kinda adored it.

    5. Moral of the story: clowns are not evil.Just the opposite, they give you balloons if you behave yourself."Well done!" Dorothy laughed and Kyle felt him tying something to the tip of his cock, just under the crown. It didn't hurt but it was almost too much in such a sensitive area. "You get a balloon for that, bitch." The moment Dorothy finished saying that, Kyle felt a gentle tug on the string and he realized he had a helium balloon tied to his penis. A wave of embarrassment and arousal mingled [...]

    6. Okay. I do not like Clowns.So I did it. I do not like Clowns. Fucking Hell. I do not like Clowns. Folks said this was hot. I do not like Clowns. It was, but then there were clowns. I do not like Clowns.The fucking red noses freak me out. I do not like Clowns. OMG. Why did I read this?I do not like clowns. Can someone hold me now? This was written very well. There was kink and sexy timesI admit to skimming bits because of clowns. I like the twist with Dan and Kyle and the end note was full on swo [...]

    7. This story gets major points for premise alone.Anxious, campy, smutty good read. This is pure enjoyment. The uniqueness and creativity displayed is refreshing, quirky, and incredibly sexy. This is the best gangbang I've ever read. Hands down. A perfect read for the season. Honestly, this story deserves a better review than this, but right now, it's all I've got.

    8. I hate clowns with the passion of a thousand white hot suns. A very dear Stallion made it so I could read this for my birthday though and all I can say is, everyone should be as lucky as I am to have a Stallion. Weird and hot as fuck. That is all.

    9. Uhmm 3.5 stars. Nearly a 4 stars tho. Dropped 1/2 a star due to early lost of fright-factor to drive my adrenaline. But this is all down to personal preference. I just happened to be the type who feeds on fear, despair and hopelessness (as long as it's fiction of course). Lol.To some of you, this might not be mild and tame at all. *chuckles* So still tread carefully ok.“Be especially vigilant on Halloween and do not underestimate people in costume.Up till now, the killer has worn a clown mask. [...]

    10. So . . . non-con gang-bang clown porn.Floofy, not-really-non-con-at-all gang-bang clown porn.This isn't my particular kink (the clowns, not the non-con. I'm all about the non-con) but I enjoyed Playing with Food so much that I'll pretty much buy everything Merikan publishes now.Merikan's style here is an unusual blend of nifty-esque gay erotica and m/m romance. I liked it: I'm with Elizabetta in that I was hoping for something darker. Creepy good.Kyle and Dan really appealed to me as a couple. A [...]

    11. For my girl, Natasha.Clowns don't bother me so I agreed to give this a go. It's short and basically PWP but it was fun to read. It has a hint of romance and sweetness to it and that's what made it work for me. Let me be clear, there is NO non-con or dub-con here or it would have been a no-go. If you can handle clowns (by clowns I mean hot & sexy men dressed up to help fulfill a fantasy) and you've got 30 minutes to kill, this hot little number is pretty entertaining.

    12. 3.5 starsWell, this is pretty good clown porn. Okay, okay, it’s creepy, creepy clown porn and if this were Halloween would be the perfect read. As it was, I read this in a dark room with only my Kindle light for comfort and started imagining grotesque clown faces peering out at me from the corners. I don’t like clowns with their forced grimaces and antics but a gang of clowns ‘gang banging’ up on poor Kyle on the witching nightat was too tempting to pass up. While this had lots ‘o fun, [...]

    13. Freaky clowns. Smut. Full on dirty sex. More freaky clowns! Lots more smut!Tons of full on dirty sex Smutty sexy freaky clowns! Dirty sex coming out the wazoo with smutty sexy freaky clowns!!Truckloads of full on smutty sex with sexy, smutty, freaky clowns!! FUN, naughty naughty read with freaky smutty sexy clowns!!! Oh and a very inventive use for helium balloons! Lol!!!

    14. *Coughs discreetly while checking no one is watching*I just had my MM cherry popped (and I liked it)Welcome to the sausage party!And now I'm picturing cocks dancing with mini party hats on their heads. Imagine the balls are almost like those space hoppers you got as kids. Wow now I've written that it seems super inappropriate of me. Anyway what was I saying, I got distracted by all those imaginary dancing dicksThe way I see it is if you're going to try something new then why not do it in style. [...]

    15. FREAKISHLY HOT. Gah! This one's steamin'!It's a short PWP that will make feel afraid and aroused at clowns at the same. Also there were balloons tied up to body parts you won't imagine. A "special" homemade face paint. And lots of hot lovin' from people you don't know. XDA RECOMMENDED M/M EROTICA!

    16. ✰✰✰½ Kyle has a fantasy and just the boyfriend to fulfill it. A sexy clown gangbang is just the ticket. Enjoy this campy, smutty read.

    17. Some nights don't go as planned? If the plan was, 'Let's Make Halloween Hot as Fuck', then I think the night went exactly as planned. Maybe just not according to what Kyle had in mind. Once he was keen to the goings on, then hell yeeeeeaaaaah, he liked the plan. Plans are good.Especially plans involving gangbanging clowns with balloons. Kyle was being followed and captured by a coupla creepy clowns. Pretty quickly he realized that his boyfriend, Dan, was in on this and was making his fantasies c [...]

    18. And it's out!Excerpt - kamerikan/books/short-storOn Smashwords - smashwords/books/viewOn - amazon/Clownd-ebook/dpd soon at other vendors! :)

    19. I never thought I'd be describing a clown gangbang as romantic, but I really loved Kyle and Dan in this story. It's not as dark as I expected, and that's a good thing. Crazy, hot, and fun.

    20. I can't really review this without giving things away, not that there is a lot to give away as you know how things are pretty quickly.This might seem weird but, whatever, Clown'd is a sweet clown gangbang short - now there is a sub-genre I never thought of before - that was too sweet for me. Perhaps that says more about me than the book.Some sex, some humour, nice positioning of balloons. Quick to read. I don't think the erotic content warning on this book is really all that necessary.

    21. Kyle has one hell of a boyfriend willing to set up all his darkest fantasies. My heart was racing with Kyle until the tattoo and there was no stopping the scene to reset - they just kept going. This was just smutty kink and I loved it.Added this series to the Depraved Minds Club discussion list: /topic/show/

    22. 3.5 Stars eARC for honest reviewSo, it all started on a halloween when Kyle was walking home and he got abducted by a van full of clowns. WTF? Every guys dream well maybe not but it was Kyle's dream to have some loving from more than one partner.At first there was panic but then there was lots of kinky loving going on so why not stop and enjoy it when all your dreams can come true.But was it really a kidnap or was it a gift from his lover. What better way to show you care than with a gang bang. [...]

    23. This was awesome and I love that 'Dorothy' is going to be that guy's name from now on ;)Here are two guys who are totally in love with complete trust in each other living out a fantasy. So hot!

    24. I love clowns but I like sex even more. This hot little short with it's creepy clown gang bang was perfect Halloween read.

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